Starbase Kolob

Description

Oh, behold the ultimate celestial fashion statement! This T-shirt boldly declares your unwavering commitment to the divine plan—of eternal progression. This shirt ensures that everyone knows you’re not just here to endure mortality but to absolutely dominate the post-mortal real estate market.

Perfect for ward activities, missionary reunions, or casual temple prep classes, this shirt is a subtle yet powerful reminder that while others may be content with a simple heavenly condo, you are shooting for full-blown omnipotence. Bonus celestial points if you wear it while abstaining from coffee.

Get yours today—because exaltation waits for no one, and neither does your future planetary kingdom!